Mga Vandalism sa UP

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Heto, pinagtiyagaan i-compile ng kung sinumang walang magawa (hindi kaya ginamit sa research paper ito?-me):

FA (College of Fine Arts) Wall
someone wrote: "nobody cares"
somebody answered: "not even the carebears?"
then another: "not even kier?"
then: "not even zoren?"
lastly: "not even zorro?"
all written by different people.

AS (Arts and Sciences) Building
AS chairs:
"push button to eject seatmate"

"push button to eject urself"

"push button to kill teacher."

"push button to eject teacher"
.....reply: "it's jammed! We're doomed!"

"you know bobo? bobo is you!"

AS 1st floor CR
"if you forget the past, then you porget the purious.."

" Im a simple gay "
tapos me sumagot: "sira! Dapat 'Im simple and gay!' Taga peyups ka ba? duh! "
tapos me sumagot ulit (with matching arrow pa na nakaturo dun sa reply): "sira ka rin! yung simple is used as an adjective tapos yung gay is used as
a noun. kaya ok lang yung simple gay nya!"

CHEM
Chem chairs:
"push button to spray acid on prof's face."

"You Boron!!!"

BIO
Bio chair:
"Push cadaver to haunt teacher."

FO Santos
"SA MGA NAGTATAPON NG BASURA DITO... bawal."

ENG'G
Sa Men's CR, facing the urinal:
"Hawak ko saking mga kamay ang kinabukasan ng bayan!"
Reply: the future you are holding is very small."

GAB
sa likod ng armchair sa isang room sa GAB:
"takas ng ward 7"

MATH
sa cr sa may math building:
"SUMAPI SA NPA! "
may sumagot: "PAANO? "
may sumagot pa: "MAGFILL UP NG COUPON AT IHULOG SA PINAKAMALAPIT NA DROP BOX SA SUKING TINDAHAN!"

sa math building, sa likod ng isang "teacher's chair" sa 3rd floor:
"BABALA: asawa ni babalu"

sa math 3rd floor, sa isang upuan uli:
"you'll NEVER find what you're looking for"
May nag-reply: "find x."

sa math 3rd floor, sa isa pang upuan uli:
"F*CK DA WORLD! "
may sumagot: "F*CK U TOO! --WORLD-"

3rd floor math cr:
"kaibigan, pagkapatos mong umihi, paki PLUS mo naman, hehehe."

UPIS *(University of the Philippines Integrated School)
sa loob ng music room:
"maam _______(music prof) boses palaka! "
tas may sumagot: "nakarinig ka na ba ng boses ng palaka "
tas may sumagot uli: "weh "
tas may nag-react uli: "oo, sabi kokak!kokak!"

VINZONS
Wall ng vinzons:
"Do not steal. The government hates competition"

men's cr sa Vinzon's:
"remember, the hands that clean this toilet are the same hands that cook
your food."

men's cr waaaay above the urinal:
"if you can reach this, the fire department wants you!"

NIGS *(National Institute of Geological Sciences ata..hehe)
sa isang upuan:
"f*ck nigs!"
may nagreply: "who's nigs?"

MAIN LIB
Sa isang lamesa ng main lib, filipiniana section:
"UP STUDENTS HAS BECOME PATETHIC"
tapos may sumagot...
"mali pang grammar at spelling mo, halatang di ka taga UP"

KALAI *(kalayaan dorm ata..):
nietzsche-"god is dead"
God- "Nietzsche is dead!"

AS waiting shed
Ad from a Korean: "I need a English tutor."
At may nagdagdag: "Badly."

Don't be a stranger. Just be strange