How To Do Business

JACK, a smart businessman, talks to his son,
JACK: "I want you to marry a girl of my choice."
Son : "I will choose my own bride!"
JACK: "But the girl is Bill Gate's daughter."
Son : "Well, in that case...ok"

Next JACK approaches Bill Gates.
JACK: "I have a husband for your daughter."
Bill Gates: "But my daughter is too young to marry!"
JACK: "But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank."
Bill Gates: "Ah, in that case...ok"

Finally JACK goes to see the president of the World Bank.
JACK: "I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president."
President: "But I already have more vice-presidents than I need!"
JACK: "But this young man is Bill Gates' son-in-law."
President: "Ah, in that case...ok"